Thursday, May 31, 2007

Noah G.

Noah G

Fortunately Poem

Fortunately I got a letter
Unfortunately it said I was fired
Fortunately I don’t have to work
Unfortunately I had to work at a zoo day and night
Fortunately I just fed the animals hay, meat, and berries
Unfortunately a tiger got out
Fortunately I can climb a tree
Unfortunately tigers can climb like monkeys
Fortunately he was just hungry
Unfortunately he ate me
Fortunately he barfed me out
Unfortunately a pack of tigers came
Fortunately gorillas came and beat them up
Unfortunately they are carnivorous
Fortunately they ate fish
Unfortunately there was no fish
Fortunately they fired me
Unfortunately there were tiny prints at the bottom of the letter
Fortunately it said JUST JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caleb R.

Caleb R

Fortunately poem

Fortunately I went to Sea World
Unfortunately I got wet when Shamus splash
Fortunately I got to see Shamu
Unfortunately she almost pull me in
Fortunately I went on a rollercoaster
Unfortunately I went down an 80-foot hill
Fortunately I got cotton candy
Unfortunately I drop it

Samuel B.

Samuel b.

Fortunately Poem

Fortunately I was going to Hawaii
Unfortunately the plane blew up like it was a bomb
Fortunately I had a parachute
Unfortunately the parachute was on fire
Fortunately I landed on a big, hungry, and furry male lion
Unfortunately it tried to eat me
Fortunately I made a fake beautiful female lion with a trap
Unfortunately the big , hungry , and mean male lion squashed it like a bug
Fortunately I built the broken pieces into an airplane and flew home

Kate H.

Kate H

Fortunately Poem



Fortunately I was walking by the blue, silky ocean flowing next to me
Unfortunately I saw a deadly, dirty pirate ship in the distance
Fortunately they gave me a nice warm welcome to be in their crew
Unfortunately they made me clean up their filth on the deadly ship
Fortunately I saw an island that looked just like a forest and I jumped off the dirty boat to swim to it
Unfortunately I was too happy and forgot to look down, because there were piranhas showing their deadly, shiny teeth in the water
Fortunately I swam onto the island out in the distance
Unfortunately there were really dangerous and smelly beasts that lived on the island
Fortunately I didn’t see any of those smelly beasts so far on the island and I started collecting cocoanuts
Unfortunately when I walked over to the cocoanut tree there was a big hairy chimp on the tree that was throwing down rocks and they really hurt!
Fortunately I walked over and flicked him right on his little furry nose and he gave me a cocoanut.
Unfortunately he got angry and kicked me off the island all the way to the shore of the beach I started with.
Fortunately I was walking by the blue, silky ocean flowing next to me and I ran home

Kate H.

Kate H

Fortunately Poem



Fortunately I was walking by the blue, silky ocean flowing next to me
Unfortunately I saw a deadly, dirty pirate ship in the distance
Fortunately they gave me a nice warm welcome to be in their crew
Unfortunately they made me clean up their filth on the deadly ship
Fortunately I saw an island that looked just like a forest and I jumped off the dirty boat to swim to it
Unfortunately I was too happy and forgot to look down, because there were piranhas showing their deadly, shiny teeth in the water
Fortunately I swam onto the island out in the distance
Unfortunately there were really dangerous and smelly beasts that lived on the island
Fortunately I didn’t see any of those smelly beasts so far on the island and I started collecting cocoanuts
Unfortunately when I walked over to the cocoanut tree there was a big hairy chimp on the tree that was throwing down rocks and they really hurt!
Fortunately I walked over and flicked him right on his little furry nose and he gave me a cocoanut.
Unfortunately he got angry and kicked me off the island all the way to the shore of the beach I started with.
Fortunately I was walking by the blue, silky ocean flowing next to me and I ran home

Kelsey S.

Kelsey S.

Fortunately Poem

Fortunately tomorrow is Mother’s Day
Unfortunately tomorrow’s also my dad’s 43 birthday
Fortunately I have a list to tell me when to spend time with my cool dad or sweet mom
Unfortunately my cute pet Chihuahua, Gina, bit the list in half
Fortunately I can write it over
Unfortunately I don’t have any more paper
Fortunately I can write it down on my white board I got for my birthday
Unfortunately it didn’t come with a pen
Fortunately there’s probably on in the house
Unfortunately I don’t have a present for my mom or dad
Fortunately there’s a Toy Boat around the corner
Unfortunately it closes in three min.
Fortunately when I got there, there was only a min. left
Unfortunately I got there with $10 only
Fortunately I could buy something for my mom with $5 and something for my dad for $5
Unfortunately my parents want me home right now
Fortunately I told them that today was my friends birth day and want to get her a present
Unfortunately now they want to help pick out the present
Fortunately I told them that it was I was okay and I could pick it by myself
Unfortunately I have to go to bed right now
Fortunately I could make them something by myself
Unfortunately I don’t know what to make either of them
Fortunately I can make my mom a bracelet with my jewelry set and give make my dad a Billabong hat
Unfortunately I have to stay up, and my parents don’t want me to
Fortunately it’s morning now and I made everything already, and my parents love their gifts!!!!!

Lucy D.

Lucy D.

Fortunately Poem

Fortunately it was the first day of school, but I was still at my house.
Unfortunately I spilt hot chocolate.
Fortunately no one laughed.
Unfortunately I tripped on the black top.
Fortunately I didn’t break a knee.
Unfortunately I backed into a pole.
Fortunately it was a pillow.
Unfortunately there was medal in side the pillow that hurts for everyone
Fortunately we went home so I can rest
Unfortunately my sister pulled my hair so it hurt even more
Unfortunately my dinner fell on me.
Fortunately I had ice cream.
Unfortunately I tripped and my face fell in ice cream
Fortunately I got to have more ice cream that had cookie dough with chocolate chips
Unfortunately we watched a Veggie Tales
Fortunately The Veggie Tale movie was only 30 min. and after I got to on the computer and played Kid Pix
Unfortunately the computer broke and we had to watch 15 more Veggie Tale movie the movies were horrible
Fortunately will have a better day tomorrow!